No I’m not pregnant….
I’m just not drinking alcohol
I’m the designated driver
I’m not that fond of shellfish
I just ate too much at lunchtime
I’ve given up Diet Coke
I’m just wearing leggings because of my hairy legs
I got so used to using my stomach as a tea cup holder I never stopped
Just because two people at work are, doesn’t mean I am
I’m just cutting out caffeine because I am a sadist
I don’t fancy that rollercoaster, ok?
I’m waddling because I seem to have injured my hip picking up a 2 stone toddler
I like water
I’m just wearing a dress which accentuates my stomach
I just caught my daughters sickness bug
This pair of maternity trousers were the only clean ones I had
They only had decaff at the shop, and I was desperate
I just like trying new things! So what if I’ve never eaten prawns before…
I accidentally bought this top from the maternity section
It’s perfectly normal to cry at The Great British Bake Off
I’m just fat!
My daughter is just 2 years old, I didn’t realise that meant I should be pregnant by now