Answers to children’s most irritating questions….
Well, because it is.
Because that’s what someone named them.
I’m not sure really.
What made you think of that?
I don’t know why daddy always leaves the loo seat up. Beats me.
Why are you asking me that?
Because we have to share a birthday cake. You can’t eat it all.
Because it wouldn’t be nice!
Well I don’t shout actually I just talk a bit loudly at times.
It’s just the way it is.
Because the Police told me so.
Because if you don’t sleep you won’t grow and if you don’t grow you won’t be able to reach anything yourself one day.
Well that’s what I eat.
No you don’t eat meat because you don’t.
Because you don’t.
Ask your Daddy.
Let’s think about that overnight shall we?
Everyone eats their dinner first.
Well babies can’t talk because they’re too small.
Something to do with clouds which go Grey and then there’s hot and cold air and….erm…well the sky just makes a big noise.
It’s one of life’s mysteries.
It’s something that we don’t know about.
It’s a secret.
I’m not sure why.
I’m not sure why I don’t know why.
Do you want some sweets?