That moment on the motorway when you hear “Hello Mum!” and realise that your child has escaped their arm straps on the carseat
That Moment when you realise you have a 3 hour car journey and only have one CD with you – ‘Cbeebies Party’
That moment when you know you should’ve stopped at the last services to change their bum, as the next services aren’t for 30 miles and you can smell a poonami occuring
That moment when they drop their toy on the floor and you try to scrabble around with your left arm behind you to find the said toy
That moment when they repeat the above again….and again….
That moment when the ipad battery runs out
That moment when you try and play I Spy with a 2 year old
That moment when they drop their milky drink all over the car floor and you have cheesy smelling car for weeks to come
That moment when they will not believe there isn’t a microwave in the car to make warm milk
That moment when you spot a cow in a field and then they never get to see the cow because they looked the other way and now they are well annoyed and demanding another cow
That moment when you hear absolute silence…..
……because they have systematically taken every wet wipe out of the packet and are eating them
That moment when they fall asleep 5 minutes before you get home
That moment when you arrive and can get out of the bloody car