Drunk in Love (the reality)

Listening to the song ‘Drunk in Love’ by Beyoncé the other day got me thinking about what the real lyrics to ‘Drunk in Love’ might be – so just for a bit of fun here are my lyrics:

Drunk Tired

(Baby crying)

I’ve been drinking, I’ve been drinking
I get tired after sipping one glass, when you give it to me
I’ve been thinking, I’ve been thinking
Why can’t I keep my fingers off this kitkat

Baby I want you naa naa
Why can’t I keep my fingers off this kitkat
I want you naa naa

I’ve got no ice, I’ve got no ice
Feeling like an animal drinking my G&T – I need to clean the grill
Flashing lights, flashing lights
You got me a kitkat
I feel jaded jaded jaded

Baby I want you naa naa
Can’t keep your eyes off your xbox
Daddy I want you…..
Drunk tired

I woke up and saw the kitchen
And said how the hell did this shit happen? Oh the baby!
Drunk tired,
we be all night
The last thing I remember is trying to find a dummy at 2am
Drunk tired

We be all night long,
The night feels so long

We be all night
And i don’t feel alright
I feel like an old woman, in this light
Boy I’m drinking
Cold tea and coffee
Too tired to do anything but sleep
I’m rubbing rub-rub scrubbing the carpet
I’m riding that ironing board
Drunk tired

I woke up and saw the kitchen
And said how the hell did this shit happen? Oh the baby!
Drunk tired, we be all night
The last thing I remember is the beautiful baby crying at 2am
Drunk tired

We be all night long,
The night is so long

Always tired, always tired
I’ve been sipping that’s the only thing keeping me from tired, from tired
Didn’t mean to spill those beans on my attire, my attire
I’ve been drinking caffeine
I want your body right here, daddy I want you, right now
Can’t keep my eyes from closing…
I want you…..snore

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